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Steins;Gate Episode 1 (2011) White Fox
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This. This right here is the best picture, ever. EVER.
It’s something I feel I can say I’ve most definitely mastered. I have the ability to say something that can make everyone around me very uncomfortable, to the point where they don’t know whether to just laugh or tell me to shut the fuck up.
I really have no grasp of how to socialise with people. I like to think it adds to my quirky charm. However, I feel like my quirky charm doesn’t really make people like me too much. This usually happens if I try too hard to say something funny, which I do a lot, because I apparently think I’m funnier than I really am, which is bullshit, because I’m damn right hilarious.
Example. Today, someone walked into the classroom and looked at a chair that had, had it’s legs bent outwards, the girl then said “What’s wrong with this chair, some fat kid probably broke it”. Now this is a situation where any normal person would join in with the mocking of fat people, but yesterdays blog pointed out for those that haven’t seen me in a while that I’m rather rotund. So instead of laughing or mocking whatever poor soul broke that chair, I said “Oh, sorry”. I meant this as an obvious joke. It was obviously obvious in my mind. However, what ensued was an awkward laugh. I wanted to stop and say I was joking, but then humour loses it’s novelty, because something is less funny if you have to explain it. So instead, I made things worse by talking myself further into embarrassment by saying “Well, you know, I mean, I guess I’m at terms with my weight, so don’t feel bad for laughing, you know”, but I didn’t stop there, I kinda awkwardly laughed, and continued that train of “You knows” and “I means” until I felt like my chest would burst open.
Anyone who knows me, I imagine, would know what I’m talking about, as this isn’t the first time a conversation has taken a weird turn that has left a sinister silence in the air whilst I rattled on trying to make things better by making them worse until someone laughs with a hint of sincerity to make me shut up. Thing is, after a can of Coke Cola or Pepsi, I get dreadful. I suddenly think I’m Tonbridge’s resident comedian and make an absolute tit of myself, and probably sound like I’m trying way too hard to make people like me, or sound like I’m clumsily flirting with anything with a vagina (Seriously, even when I’m near female pets they get weirded out by my clumsy sugar induced humour).
So I guess what I’m trying to say, and I think this goes for guys too.
I am not flirting with you, hitting on you, whatever you want to call it. I am simply a very, very socially awkward young man. Unless you’re into that, in which case you can tell yourself I was flirting with you.
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